Requirements for a Date

I was at a watering hole yesterday and got to talking with this gal about what she expected in a man before she would even consider going out with, or dating him.

She herself is a pretty good looking babe, but is no longer a babe cause she has 2 fairly grown sons. But is still pretty damn good lookin.

Anyway, I brought the list home and am making it available for your review.

Remember, these are Sharla's requirements, and I had no say in the matter (for an obvious reason, im a guy).

Here we go:

1. Must have a job.
2. Must have a car, which runs.
3. Must rise before Noon on a regular basis.
4. Non-Pedophile!
5. Preferably non-smoker.
6. Preferably Male.
7. Preferably Mammal.
8. Nice Shoes (2 pair).
9. No Wife or Girlfriend.
10. No Boyfriend!
11. Should be close to his Mother, in a Healthy way.
12. Somewhat humorous/funny.
13. Sensitive, in a Healthy way.
14. HONEST! (Hates Liars).
15. Within 8 years older (Cuts me out, slightly).
16. Within 5 years younger.

Anyone care to comment?
She will be reading the Comments, but you can login as Anonymous if you want to keep it safe. Maybe she could use a few more helpful hints in order to maintain a healthy search.

Personally I think that the list is pretty good like it is.

timmy